| Show | The Real Intros of Reality Hills |
| John Mulaney | ... | Brian |
| John Mulaney | ... | Tam |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Richard |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Beverly |
| Pete Davidson | ... | AJ Christopher |
| Mikey Day | ... | Levi |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Cristal |
| Leslie Jones | ... | Aviva |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Chachki |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Joolie |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Mary Joe |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Sauna |