| Sketch | Carnegie Lounge |
| Matt Damon | ... | Sonny |
| Beck Bennett | ... | singer |
| Alex Moffat | ... | emcee |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | audience member |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dianne Gellerman |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | singer |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | audience member |
| Denise Ashlynd | ... | audience member |