| Cold Opening | Cohen Hearing |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jim Jordan |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Michael Cohen Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Debbie Wasserman Schultz |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Mark Meadows |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Paul Gosar |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Elijah Cummings |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Jackie Speier |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | woman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | spectator |