| Cold Opening | Biden Headquarters |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden#24 Live |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Jennifer |
| Leslie Jones | ... | Mrs. Douglas |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Gwen Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Jackie Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gary Live |
♬Lou Rawls - "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine"
♬ZZ Top - "Legs"