| Cold Opening | Dershowitz in Hell |
| Adam Driver | ... | Jeffrey Epstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Alan Dershowitz Live |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Mitch McConnell#5 Live |
| Mikey Day | ... | Mr. Peanut Live |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Flo#1 Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Satan Live |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Mark Zuckerberg#4 Live |
| Chris Redd | ... | minion Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Susan Collins#3 |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | minion Live |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Kim Min-seok |