| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Vaneta Starkie#3 |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Wylene Starkie#3 |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Guy Who Just Bought a Boat#6 |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Hattie Deeley |
| Mikey Day | ... |
Jeff Deeley Commentary on their May-December romance |