| Sketch | Wario Trial |
| Elon Musk | ... | Wario |
| Grimes | ... | Princess Peach |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Andrew Cuomo |
| Mikey Day | ... | attorney |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | attorney |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Waluigi |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Luigi |
| Cecily Strong | ... | judge |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mario |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |