| Cold Opening | Cruz Street |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Ted Cruz Live |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Joe Rogan Live |
| Mikey Day | ... | Ernie Live |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Britney Spears Live |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Bert Live |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Big Bird Live |
| Chris Redd | ... | Oscar The Slouch Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Marjorie Taylor Greene |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | kid Live |
| Bowen Yang | ... | kid Live |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | The Recount Count Live |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | kid Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |