| Sketch | The March of the Suitors |
| Jonathan Majors | ... | Dave |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Lady Eloise |
| Mikey Day | ... | servant |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Ruffy Bucket |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Queen Matilda the First |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | milk maid |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Lady Tawnie of Milfordshire |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Thomas of Sneedlow |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | wife |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Josephine Bucket |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Archibald |