| Cold Opening | Russian Disinformation |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | announcer Voice |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Aaron Rodgers |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Mikayla Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | teenager |
| Alex Moffat | ... | advisor Live |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | teenager |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | advisor Live |
| Chris Redd | ... | Jake from Russia |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Arnold Live |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | spy |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | spy |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | girl |