| Cold Opening | New Democratic Candidates |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Marianne Williamson#2 Live |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Azealia Banks Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Stormy Daniels#4 Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Tracy Morgan Live |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Tekashi 6ix9ine Live |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden#7 Live |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Guy Fieri Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |