| Sketch | Towel Guys |
| Michael B. Jordan | ... | Roberto |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | guest |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | guest |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Babi |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | guest |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | guest |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | guest |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Carlito |