| Commercial | CNZen |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Maggie Haberman |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | guy |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Dana Bash |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | girl |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Lindsey Graham |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Anderson Cooper |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Alvin Bragg |
| Devon Walker | ... | Van Jones |
| Bowen Yang | ... | guy |