December 9, 2023#1
| Cold Opening | Antisemitism Testimony |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Sally Kornbluth |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Elizabeth Magill |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Virginia Foxx Live |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Tim Walberg |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Claudine Gay |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | President of University of Phoenix Live |
| Chloe Troast | ... | Elise Stefanik Live |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Mark Takano |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |