| Sketch | Beep Beep |
| Adam Driver | ... | Mark |
| Mikey Day | ... | Greg |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Carl |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Jeanie |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | guest |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | neighbor |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Betty |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | neighbor |
| Bowen Yang | ... | guest |
| Molly Kearney | ... | guest |