March 9, 2024#1
| Cold Opening | CNN Special Report |
| Scarlett Johansson | ... | Katie Britt Live |
| Mikey Day | ... | Joe Biden |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Marjorie Taylor Greene |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Kamala Harris |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Mike Johnson |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Abby Phillip |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |