| Sketch | Murder Detective |
| Ramy Youssef | ... | detective |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Simms |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | detective |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Parker |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Mrs. Turkel |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | officer |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | officer |
| Devon Walker | ... | detective |