| Sketch | Retirement Party |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Gail |
| Fred Armisen | ... | rock and roll shorts guy |
| Matt Damon | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Hamilton |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Gits & Shiggles member |
| Mikey Day | ... | emcee |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Gits & Shiggles member |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Colleen |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | employee |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Gits & Shiggles member |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Wendy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jerry |
| Bowen Yang | ... | employee |