| Cold Opening | World News Tonight |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joe Biden#1 Live |
| Jim Gaffigan | ... | Tim Walz#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kamala Harris#11 Live |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Doug Emhoff#1 |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | David Muir |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#22 |
| Bowen Yang | ... | JD Vance#1 |
| Anthony Rocco Cavaleri | ... | audience member |
| Shawn Michael | ... | audience member |