| Cold Opening | Election Showdown |
| Film | Saturday Night Live Midnight Matinee My Best Friend's House |
| Sketch | Charades with Mom |
| Musical Performance | "The Lighthouse" |
| Sketch | Castrato |
| Musical Performance | "Edge of Seventeen" |
| Sketch | Jennifer Coolidge For Maybelline |
| Sketch | The Hotel Detective |
| Cold Opening | Election Showdown |
| Mikey Day | ... | Donald Trump Jr. |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Kaitlan Collins |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Harvey Live |
| Bowen Yang | ... | JD Vance |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bridesmaid Speech |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Matthew |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Kelsey |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | bridesmaid |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Domingo |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | best man |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | bridesmaid |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | bridesmaid |
| Film | Saturday Night Live Midnight Matinee My Best Friend's House |
| Mikey Day | ... | Ray Lee Evans |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | police officer |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Hannah |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | reporter |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | furniture Voice |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | brother |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | head |
| Devon Walker | ... | police officer |
| Bowen Yang | ... | furniture Voice |
| Jane Wickline | ... | furniture Voice |
| Sketch | Charades with Mom |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | father |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Kevin |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Josh |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Terry |
| Jane Wickline | ... | daughter |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Monica /happy Amazon employee |
| James Austin Johnson | ... |
Noel Gallagher
Commentary on their longtime feuding |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Liam Gallagher |
| Sketch | Jennifer Coolidge For Maybelline |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Jennifer Coolidge |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Hotel Detective |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | bartender |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Stam Sanley |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Rod Serling |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Saturday Night Live Midnight Matinee My Best Friend's House |
| Ariana Grande | ... | Katie |
| Ariana Grande | ... | furniture Voice |
| Cold Opening | Election Showdown |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joe Biden |
| Jim Gaffigan | ... | Tim Walz |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kamala Harris |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Doug Emhoff |
| Sketch | Bridesmaid Speech |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Matthew#1 |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Kelsey#1 |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | bridesmaid#1 |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Domingo#1 |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | bridesmaid#1 |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | bridesmaid#1 |
| Cold Opening | Election Showdown |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joe Biden#3 |
| Jim Gaffigan | ... | Tim Walz#3 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kamala Harris#13 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Doug Emhoff#3 |
| Mikey Day | ... | Donald Trump Jr.#27 |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Kaitlan Collins#2 |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#23 Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Harvey#21 Live |
| Bowen Yang | ... | JD Vance#3 |
| Weekend Update |
| James Austin Johnson | ... |
Noel Gallagher Commentary on their longtime feuding |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Liam Gallagher |
| Sketch | Jennifer Coolidge For Maybelline |
| Cold Opening | Election Showdown |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joe Biden#3 |
| Jim Gaffigan | ... | Tim Walz#3 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kamala Harris#13 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Doug Emhoff#3 |
| Mikey Day | ... | Donald Trump Jr.#27 |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Kaitlan Collins#2 |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#23 Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Harvey#21 Live |
| Bowen Yang | ... | JD Vance#3 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bridesmaid Speech |
| Ariana Grande | ... | sister |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Matthew#1 |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Kelsey#1 |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | bridesmaid#1 |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Domingo#1 |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | best man |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | bridesmaid#1 |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | bridesmaid#1 |
| Film | Saturday Night Live Midnight Matinee My Best Friend's House |
| Ariana Grande | ... | Katie |
| Ariana Grande | ... | furniture Voice |
| Mikey Day | ... | Ray Lee Evans |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | police officer |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Hannah |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | reporter |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | furniture Voice |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | brother |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | head |
| Devon Walker | ... | police officer |
| Bowen Yang | ... | furniture Voice |
| Jane Wickline | ... | furniture Voice |
| Sketch | Charades with Mom |
| Ariana Grande | ... | Diane |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | father |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Kevin |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Josh |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Terry |
| Jane Wickline | ... | daughter |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Monica /happy Amazon employee |
| James Austin Johnson | ... |
Noel Gallagher Commentary on their longtime feuding |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Liam Gallagher |
| Sketch | Castrato |
| Ariana Grande | ... | Antonio |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | mother |
| Andy Samberg | ... | father |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Prince Enzo |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Mateo |
| Kenan Thompson |
| Musical Performance | "Edge of Seventeen" |
⁕Before this performance began, the sound board needed to be restarted. As a result, when the show returned from commercial, a Stevie Nicks bumper appeared for about a minute, another commercial break aired, and then the show returned again for the performance.
| Sketch | Jennifer Coolidge For Maybelline |
| Ariana Grande | ... | Jennifer Coolidge |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jennifer Coolidge |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Jennifer Coolidge#4 |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Hotel Detective |
| Ariana Grande | ... | detective |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | bartender |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Stam Sanley |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Rod Serling |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch was filmed at dress rehearsal.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ariana Grande | 8 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Stevie Nicks | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jim Gaffigan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 2 | 1 | |||
| Waddy Wachtel | 2 | ||||
| Michael Che | 1 | ||||
| Mikey Day | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andrew Dismukes | 5 | 1 | |||
| Chloe Fineman | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Heidi Gardner | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Marcello Hernández | 1 | 1 | |||
| James Austin Johnson | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Michael Longfellow | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ego Nwodim | 2 | 1 | |||
| Sarah Sherman | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Devon Walker | 1 | ||||
| Bowen Yang | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ashley Padilla | |||||
| Emil Wakim | 1 | ||||
| Jane Wickline | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| 62 | 6 | 16 | 7 |