| Sketch |
| Billie Eilish | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joe Biden |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kamala Harris |
| Mikey Day | ... | Nick Kosir |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Alexandra Cooper |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Bethenny Frankel |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Eric Befumo |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Greta Meadows |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | A.J. Befumo |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Danny Nahbrah |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Ethan Cooperbird Still |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Soul Goddess |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Ethan's wife Still |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Keith Lee |
| Devon Walker | ... | Dr Omar |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Harry Daniels |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | Bekka Jay |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Cat Dancer |
| Jane Wickline | ... | girl |