| Cold Opening | Trump and Biden Meeting |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Robert F. Kennedy Jr. |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joe Biden#7 Live |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | reporter |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | aide |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Donald Trump#28 Live |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Matt Gaetz#1 |
| Ashley Padilla | ... | reporter |
| Emil Wakim | ... | reporter |