| Sketch | Ask President Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#12 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon#4 Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Dr. Midnight /caller Voice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite#1 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Horbath /caller Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Peter Elton /caller Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |