| Cold Opening | Boxing |
| Musical Performance | Video Vixens |
| Sketch | Insect |
| Musical Performance | "Love & Affection" |
| Sketch | Continental Men |
| Sketch | Viva Las Vegas II |
| Film | Brides |
| Sketch | Night Of The Moonies |
| Musical Performance | "Down To Zero" |
| Sketch | Steak House |
| Cold Opening | Boxing |
| Sketch | Insect |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ron |
| John Belushi | ... | Herbie |
| Jane Curtin | ... | customer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ray |
| Bill Murray | ... | teller |
| Laraine Newman | ... | teller |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Cecile |
| Anne Beatts | ... | customer |
| Tom Davis | ... | customer |
| Jim Downey | ... | guard |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | customer |
| Neil Levy | ... | robber |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | customer |
| Tom Schiller | ... | robber |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | customer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | robber |
| Sketch | Continental Men |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ricardo Montalban |
| John Belushi | ... | Cesar Romero |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Fernando Lamas |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Joan |
| Gilda Radner | ... | woman |
| Anne Beatts | ... | woman |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guy |
| Neil Levy | ... | guy |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | woman |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guy |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | pianist |
| Howard Shore | ... | drummer |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | woman |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bartender |
| Sketch | Viva Las Vegas II |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Frankie Nolan |
| John Belushi | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Garrett Morris | ... | busboy |
| Bill Murray | ... | colonel |
| Gilda Radner | ... | assistant |
| Anne Beatts | ... | extra |
| Bob Cranshaw | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | extra |
| Jim Downey | ... | extra |
| Al Franken | ... | extra |
| Neil Levy | ... | extra |
| Tom Malone | ||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | extra |
| Alan P. Rubin | ||
| Bob Van Ry | ||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | ||
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ... | extra |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | extra |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | extra |
| Show | Bad Ballet |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Scott Berg |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Buddy Dongully |
| Bill Murray | ... | Pete Hovis |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Eileen Pivnick |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Claire Trammell |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Night Of The Moonies |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | deprogrammer |
| John Belushi | ... | Sun Myung Moon |
| Garrett Morris | ... | deprogrammer |
| Bill Murray | ... | sheriff |
| Laraine Newman | ... | wife |
| Anne Beatts | ... | moonie |
| Tom Davis | ... | moonie |
| Jim Downey | ... | moonie |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | moonie |
| Tom Schiller | ... | moonie |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | moonie |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | moonie |
| Sketch | Steak House |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | husband |
| Anne Beatts | ... | server |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | cashier |
| Sketch | Continental Men |
| Cold Opening | Boxing |
| Sketch | Insect |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | teller |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ron |
| John Belushi | ... | Herbie |
| Jane Curtin | ... | customer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ray |
| Bill Murray | ... | teller |
| Laraine Newman | ... | teller |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Cecile |
| Anne Beatts | ... | customer |
| Tom Davis | ... | customer |
| Jim Downey | ... | guard |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | customer |
| Neil Levy | ... | robber |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | customer |
| Tom Schiller | ... | robber |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | customer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | robber |
| Sketch | Continental Men |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | Jean |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ricardo Montalban |
| John Belushi | ... | Cesar Romero |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Fernando Lamas |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Joan |
| Gilda Radner | ... | woman |
| Anne Beatts | ... | woman |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guy |
| Neil Levy | ... | guy |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | woman |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guy |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | pianist |
| Howard Shore | ... | drummer |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | woman |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bartender |
| Sketch | Viva Las Vegas II |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | woman |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Frankie Nolan |
| John Belushi | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Garrett Morris | ... | busboy |
| Bill Murray | ... | colonel |
| Gilda Radner | ... | assistant |
| Anne Beatts | ... | extra |
| Bob Cranshaw | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | extra |
| Jim Downey | ... | extra |
| Al Franken | ... | extra |
| Neil Levy | ... | extra |
| Tom Malone | ||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | extra |
| Alan P. Rubin | ||
| Bob Van Ry | ||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | ||
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ... | extra |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | extra |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | extra |
| Show | Bad Ballet |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | Mavis Shire |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Scott Berg |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Buddy Dongully |
| Bill Murray | ... | Pete Hovis |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Eileen Pivnick |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Claire Trammell |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"
| Sketch | Night Of The Moonies |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | moonie |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | deprogrammer |
| John Belushi | ... | Sun Myung Moon |
| Garrett Morris | ... | deprogrammer |
| Bill Murray | ... | sheriff |
| Laraine Newman | ... | wife |
| Anne Beatts | ... | moonie |
| Tom Davis | ... | moonie |
| Jim Downey | ... | moonie |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | moonie |
| Tom Schiller | ... | moonie |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | moonie |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | moonie |
| Sketch | Steak House |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | wife |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | husband |
| Anne Beatts | ... | server |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | cashier |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shelley Duvall | 8 | ||||
| Joan Armatrading | 2 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | ||||
| Spalding Gray | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 6 | 3 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 6 | 2 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 6 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 8 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Anne Beatts | 5 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jim Downey | 5 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 3 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 4 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Bob Van Ry | 2 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 3 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 2 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 4 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 4 | ||||
| 104 | 3 | 7 | 5 |