| Sketch | Continental Men |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | Jean |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ricardo Montalban |
| John Belushi | ... | Cesar Romero |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Fernando Lamas |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Joan |
| Gilda Radner | ... | woman |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guy |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | pianist |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bartender |
| Anne Beatts | ... | woman |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guy |
| Neil Levy | ... | guy |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | woman |
| Howard Shore | ... | drummer |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | woman |