| Show | Bad Ballet |
| Shelley Duvall | ... | Mavis Shire |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell#3 |
| John Belushi | ... | Scott Berg |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Buddy Dongully |
| Bill Murray | ... | Pete Hovis |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Eileen Pivnick |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Claire Trammell |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"