| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | tour guide |
| Anne Beatts | ... | tourist |
| Neil Levy | ... | tourist |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | tourist |
| Andy Murphy | ... | tourist |
| Herb Rice | ... | tourist |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Nadia Comaneci |
| Gilda Radner | ... | The NBC Dancing N#2 |
♬Tchaikovsky - "Danses des cygnes"