| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | "Danny Boy" |
| Sketch | Sybil III |
| Musical Performance | "Baby Hold On" |
| Sketch | Blurry |
| Sketch | The Coneheads On Earth |
| Show | Celebrity Crackup |
| Musical Performance | "Two Tickets to Paradise" |
| Miscellaneous | Serious Song |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | driver |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Cantor |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Sybil III |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Sybil Connolly |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Debra |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sybil Weintraub |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman /Sybil Dorsett |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Debra |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Debra |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Karen Roston | ... | Debra |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Debra |
| Show | Bad One-Man Theater |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis /Harry Truman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Helen Wegman /Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ray Hauser /Paul Robeson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Edgar Allan Poe |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Nick Turner /Mark Twain |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | father |
| John Belushi | ... | son |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on coal mine conditions | |
| Al Franken | ... | Lester Crackfield /mine inspector |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch | The Coneheads On Earth |
| Show | Celebrity Crackup |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Show | Bad One-Man Theater |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis /Harry Truman |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Edgar Allan Poe |
| Sketch | The Coneheads On Earth |
| Show | Celebrity Crackup |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | driver |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Cantor |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | waitress |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Sybil III |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | Dr. Wilbur |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Sybil Connolly |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Debra |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sybil Weintraub |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman /Sybil Dorsett |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Debra |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Debra |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Karen Roston | ... | Debra |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Debra |
| Lynn Goldsmith | ... | Debra |
| Show | Bad One-Man Theater |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis /Harry Truman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Helen Wegman /Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ray Hauser /Paul Robeson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman /Edgar Allan Poe |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Nick Turner /Mark Twain |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | father |
| John Belushi | ... | son |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on coal mine conditions | |
| Al Franken | ... | Lester Crackfield /mine inspector |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch | Blurry |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | passenger |
| John Belushi | ... | passenger |
| Lynn Goldsmith | ... | passenger |
| Andy Murphy | ... | passenger |
| Sketch |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | Judy Coony |
| John Belushi | ... | Morty Coony |
| Bill Murray | ... | Richard Herkiman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jane Herkiman |
| Sketch | The Coneheads On Earth |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | student |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Getsetter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead |
| Show | Celebrity Crackup |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jill Clayburgh | 7 | ||||
| Eddie Money | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 3 | |||
| John Belushi | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jane Curtin | 7 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | 1 | |||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 2 | |||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Anne Beatts | 2 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 6 | 6 | |||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 2 | ||||
| Lynn Goldsmith | 2 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 72 | 17 | 4 | 6 |