| Sketch |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | waitress |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |