| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Studio 54 | |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Rubell |
| Bill Murray |
Happy Birthday SongBeethoven | |
| Bill Murray |
Quote Of The YearTony Orlando | |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointChina relations | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |