| Sketch | Mommie Dearest |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Archer Armstrong |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Clark Gable |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Joan Crawford |
| Bill Murray | ... | Cary Grant |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Katharine Hepburn |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman /Christina Crawford |
| Gilda Radner | ... | narrator Voice |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Bula |
| Janine Dreyer Nichols | ... | Christina Crawford |
♬Bing Crosby - "White Christmas"