| Sketch | Mommie Dearest |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Archer Armstrong |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Clark Gable |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Joan Crawford |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Bula |
| Bill Murray | ... | Cary Grant |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Katharine Hepburn |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman , Christina Crawford |
| Gilda Radner | ... | narrator Voice |