| Sketch |
| Howard Hesseman | ... | Bob Lewis |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Miss Hathaway#1 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Lidell Stokes |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mudhad Asad#1 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Fatima Asad#1 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Granny#2 |
| Don Novello | ... | Abdul Asad#1 |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |