| Sketch |
| Chevy Chase | ... | FBI agent |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Miss Hathaway |
| Tom Davis | ... | congressman |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | FBI agent |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mudhad Asad |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Fatima Asad |
| Don Novello | ... | Abdul Asad |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Granny |