| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch | Fan |
| Sketch | Roman Vomitorium |
| Musical Performance | "Lucky Me" |
| Sketch | Deliverance II |
| Film | Street Scene |
| Sketch | Peppers |
| Sketch | Argument |
| Musical Performance | "Why Don't You Stick Around" |
| Sketch | Fan |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jean |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Morty |
| Bill Murray | ... | Bob |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Leanne |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marty |
| Sketch | Roman Vomitorium |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Roman |
| Tom Davis | ... | Roman |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Roman |
| Al Franken | ... | Roman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Marcus The Nubian |
| Bill Murray | ... | slave |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anorexia |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Roman |
| Max Pross | ... | Roman |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on animals |
| Sketch | Deliverance II |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Anita Bryant |
| Tom Davis | ... | police chief |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | officer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Julian |
| Bill Murray | ... | officer |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | officer |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Lyle |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Peppers |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Klein |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Mr. Klein |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Pepper |
| Bill Murray | ... | Steve |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Jennifer Klein |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Pepper |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Pepper |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Pepper |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | pepper |
| Musical Performance | "Why Don't You Stick Around" |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch | Fan |
| Burt Reynolds | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jean |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Morty |
| Bill Murray | ... | Bob |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Leanne |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marty |
| Sketch | Roman Vomitorium |
| Burt Reynolds | ... | Roman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Roman |
| Tom Davis | ... | Roman |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Roman |
| Al Franken | ... | Roman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Marcus The Nubian |
| Bill Murray | ... | slave |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anorexia |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Roman |
| Max Pross | ... | Roman |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on animals |
| Sketch | Deliverance II |
| Burt Reynolds | ... | Lewis |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Anita Bryant |
| Tom Davis | ... | police chief |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | officer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Julian |
| Bill Murray | ... | officer |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | officer |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Lyle |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Burt Reynolds | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | spokesperson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | reader |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Peppers |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Klein |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Mr. Klein |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Pepper |
| Bill Murray | ... | Steve |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Jennifer Klein |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Pepper |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Pepper |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Pepper |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | pepper |
| Musical Performance | "Why Don't You Stick Around" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Burt Reynolds | 8 | 1 | |||
| Anne Murray | 2 | ||||
| Bob Sarlatte | 1 | 1 | |||
| Peter Aykroyd | |||||
| Jane Curtin | 7 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | |||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 3 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 5 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 1 | |||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Max Pross | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| David Sanborn | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| 59 | 2 | 2 | 3 |