| Cold Opening | Census Preview |
| Sketch | French Camp |
| Musical Performance | "Gangsters" |
| Sketch | Video Will |
| Sketch | Conductor's Club |
| Sketch | Invasion of the Brain Snatchers |
| Musical Performance | "Too Much, Too Young" |
| Sketch | Any Town |
| Film | Food |
| Cold Opening | Census Preview |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Rosalynn Carter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rosa Santangelo Live |
| Tom Davis | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Nils Nichols | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | French Camp |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Claire |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Alvin Williams |
| Bill Murray | ... | Luke Johnson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | dialogue tape narrator Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | camper |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | camper |
| Tom Davis | ... | hunter |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Mr. Honeycutt |
| Tom Schiller | ... | camper |
| Tom Gammill | ... | camper |
| Lee Mayman | ... | camper |
| Nils Nichols | ... | hunter |
| Sarah Paley | ... | camper |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Interviews G. Gordon Liddy about Watergate | |
| Tom Davis | ... | G. Gordon Liddy |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chico Escuela |
| Sketch | Video Will |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lolly |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Seth |
| Bill Murray | ... | Junior McBain |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Judy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Vira McBain |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Floyd |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Juan |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | John |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Bob |
| Anne Beatts | ... | makeup artist |
| Matt Neuman | ... | Phil |
| Sarah Paley | ... | orderly |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | hair stylist |
| Al Siegal | ... | cue card holder |
| Sketch | Conductor's Club |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Nelson Morton |
| Bill Murray | ... | Hank |
| Harry Shearer | ... | George |
| Tom Davis | ... | Frank |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Ted Garby |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | member |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Dwayne Fiedler |
| Sketch | Invasion of the Brain Snatchers |
| Jane Curtin | ... | volunteer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | L.C. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Bob |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sue |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marcia |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Steve |
| Tom Davis | ... | Carl |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | volunteer |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | volunteer |
| Anne Beatts | ... | volunteer |
| Tom Gammill | ... | volunteer |
| Sarah Paley | ... | volunteer |
| Don Pardo | ... | news anchor Voice |
| Max Pross | ... | volunteer |
| Sketch | Any Town |
| Garrett Morris | ... | doctor |
| Bill Murray | ... | boy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Harry Shearer | ... | newspaper editor |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Coach Johnson |
| Cold Opening | Census Preview |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Rosalynn Carter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rosa Santangelo Live |
| Tom Davis | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Nils Nichols | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | French Camp |
| Strother Martin | ... | Le Capitan |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Claire |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Alvin Williams |
| Bill Murray | ... | Luke Johnson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | dialogue tape narrator Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | camper |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | camper |
| Tom Davis | ... | hunter |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Mr. Honeycutt |
| Tom Schiller | ... | camper |
| Tom Gammill | ... | camper |
| Lee Mayman | ... | camper |
| Nils Nichols | ... | hunter |
| Sarah Paley | ... | camper |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Interviews G. Gordon Liddy about Watergate | |
| Tom Davis | ... | G. Gordon Liddy |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chico Escuela |
| Sketch | Video Will |
| Strother Martin | ... | Russell McBain |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lolly |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Seth |
| Bill Murray | ... | Junior McBain |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Judy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Vira McBain |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Floyd |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Juan |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | John |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Bob |
| Anne Beatts | ... | makeup artist |
| Matt Neuman | ... | Phil |
| Sarah Paley | ... | orderly |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | hair stylist |
| Al Siegal | ... | cue card holder |
| Sketch | Conductor's Club |
| Strother Martin | ... | Ben |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Nelson Morton |
| Bill Murray | ... | Hank |
| Harry Shearer | ... | George |
| Tom Davis | ... | Frank |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Ted Garby |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | member |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Dwayne Fiedler |
| Sketch | Invasion of the Brain Snatchers |
| Strother Martin | ... | Lucius Kilroy |
| Jane Curtin | ... | volunteer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | L.C. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Bob |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sue |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marcia |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Steve |
| Tom Davis | ... | Carl |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | volunteer |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | volunteer |
| Anne Beatts | ... | volunteer |
| Tom Gammill | ... | volunteer |
| Sarah Paley | ... | volunteer |
| Don Pardo | ... | news anchor Voice |
| Max Pross | ... | volunteer |
| Andy Murphy | ... | volunteer |
| Sketch | Any Town |
| Strother Martin | ... | druggist |
| Garrett Morris | ... | doctor |
| Bill Murray | ... | boy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Harry Shearer | ... | newspaper editor |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Coach Johnson |
| Film | Food |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Strother Martin | 6 | ||||
| The Specials | 2 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 6 | 1 | |||
| Bill Murray | 6 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 1 | |||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | ||||
| Peter Aykroyd | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | |||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 4 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 3 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| Anne Beatts | 2 | ||||
| Tom Gammill | 2 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Matt Neuman | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 2 | ||||
| Sarah Paley | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Max Pross | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Al Siegal | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 72 | 2 | 2 | 3 |