| Sketch | French Camp |
| Strother Martin | ... | Le Capitan |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Claire |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Alvin Williams |
| Bill Murray | ... | Luke Johnson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | dialogue tape narrator Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | camper |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | camper |
| Tom Davis | ... | hunter |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Mr. Honeycutt |
| Tom Schiller | ... | camper |
| Tom Gammill | ... | camper |
| Lee Mayman | ... | camper |
| Nils Nichols | ... | hunter |
| Sarah Paley | ... | camper |