| Sketch | Video Will |
| Strother Martin | ... | Russell McBain |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lolly |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Seth |
| Bill Murray | ... | Junior McBain |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Judy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Vira McBain |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Juan |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | John |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Floyd |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Bob |
| Anne Beatts | ... | makeup artist |
| Matt Neuman | ... | Phil |
| Sarah Paley | ... | orderly |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | hair stylist |
| Al Siegal | ... | cue card holder |