| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky#5
Worsening disease names |
| Robin Duke | ... |
Shelley Winters#2 Commentary on Marilyn Monroe's red diary |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsCanadian football | |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Bubba St. Jacques /tight end |
⁕When one of Dr. Jack's fictitious diseases receives no laughter, Tim Kazurinsky looks down and realizes he's displaying the wrong card. He ad-libs "I knew that'd happen someday" and briefly breaks character. He later repeats a joke he already delivered, and then ad-libs "It's a recurring condition."