| Cold Opening | Federal Bureau Of Weights & Measures |
| Sketch | Mayberry, 1982 |
| Show | in Quest of Francis: The Talking Mule |
| Musical Performance | "Straight To Hell" |
| Sketch | Sylvester School |
| Sketch | Why |
| Musical Performance | "Should I Stay or Should I Go" |
| Sketch | Nukes Are For Kooks |
| Sketch | Mayberry, 1982 |
| Robin Duke | ... | Bea Taylor |
| Brad Hall | ... | Gomer Pyle |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Barney Fife |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Floyd Lawson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | narrator Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Otis Campbell |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Mary Gross |
Spitting MadWho should be unemployed | |
| Joe Piscopo | ... |
Andy Rooney
Commentary on the Middle East |
| Sketch |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Chris |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | secretary |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan Voice |
| Sketch | Sylvester School |
| Mary Gross | ... | Sylvia Sommers |
| Brad Hall | ... | Sydney Swanson |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Steve Sisler |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | therapist |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Cecil |
| Sketch | Why |
| Robin Duke | ... | prostitute |
| Mary Gross | ... | Trixie |
| Brad Hall | ... | pimp |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Frederico |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | john |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | prostitute |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | john |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Joe |
| Sketch | Nukes Are For Kooks |
| Brad Hall | ... | Brian |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Ed |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Mrs. Boord |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | robber |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mayberry, 1982 |
| Ron Howard | ... | Opie Taylor |
| Andy Griffith | ... | Andy Taylor |
| Robin Duke | ... | Bea Taylor |
| Brad Hall | ... | Gomer Pyle |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Barney Fife |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Floyd Lawson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Otis Campbell |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | narrator Voice |
⁕Ron Howard accidentally calls Eddie Murphy "Otis". After Eddie corrects him, Ron ad-libs "I told you I couldn't recognize you!"
| Commercial |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Velvet Jones#6 |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Mary Gross |
Spitting MadWho should be unemployed | |
| Joe Piscopo | ... |
Andy Rooney#5 Commentary on the Middle East |
| Sketch |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Chris |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | secretary |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jimmy Carter#4 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ronald Reagan#6 Voice |
| Sketch | Sylvester School |
| Ron Howard | ... | Sylvester Simmons |
| Mary Gross | ... | Sylvia Sommers |
| Brad Hall | ... | Sydney Swanson |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Steve Sisler |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | therapist |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Cecil |
| Sketch | Why |
| Ron Howard | ... | john |
| Robin Duke | ... | prostitute |
| Mary Gross | ... | Trixie |
| Brad Hall | ... | pimp |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Frederico |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | john |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | prostitute |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | john |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Joe |
| Sketch | Nukes Are For Kooks |
| Brad Hall | ... | Brian |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Ed |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Mrs. Boord |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | robber |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ron Howard | 6 | ||||
| The Clash | 2 | ||||
| Harry Anderson | 1 | ||||
| Andy Griffith | 1 | ||||
| Rex Reed | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 3 | ||||
| Brad Hall | 5 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 2 | ||||
| Gary Kroeger | 5 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | ||||
| Eddie Murphy | 5 | 2 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 7 | 1 | 4 | 2 | |
| Mel Brandt | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 4 | 4 | 5 |
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