| Cold Opening | Makeup Room |
| Sketch | A Sense Of Fear |
| Sketch | Snookie |
| Musical Performance | "Steppin' Out" |
| Sketch | Bill Smith Cares |
| Sketch | Topol The Idiot |
| Sketch | Nutty President |
| Musical Performance | "Another World" |
| Film | Pumpkin |
| Sketch |
| Mary Gross | ... | Espresso |
| Brad Hall | ... | The Human Stapler |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Seiko |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Weather Woman |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Mr. Wonderful |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Mary Gross |
Spitting MadBudget cuts | |
| Eddie Murphy | ... |
Raheem Abdul Muhammed
Commentary on Liberace being homosexual |
| Sketch | Bill Smith Cares |
| Mary Gross | ... | Barbara |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Frank |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | campaigner |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Fluffy |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Edmund Love |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bill Smith |
| Andrew Kurtzman | ... | supporter |
| Clint Smith | ... | Clint Love |
| Saturday Night News |
| Eddie Murphy | ... |
Raheem Abdul Muhammed
Commentary on Liberace being homosexual |
| Cold Opening | Makeup Room |
| Sketch |
| Jackson Beck | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mary Gross | ... | Espresso |
| Brad Hall | ... | The Human Stapler |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Seiko |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Weather Woman |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Mr. Wonderful |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Mary Gross |
Spitting MadBudget cuts | |
| Eddie Murphy | ... |
Raheem Abdul Muhammed
Commentary on Liberace being homosexual |
| Sketch | Bill Smith Cares |
| Michael Keaton | ... | campaigner |
| Mary Gross | ... | Barbara |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Frank |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | campaigner |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Fluffy |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Edmund Love |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bill Smith |
| Andrew Kurtzman | ... | supporter |
| Clint Smith | ... | Clint Love |
| Sketch | Topol The Idiot |
| Michael Keaton | ... | Gremlin |
| Michael Palin | ... | Topol |
| Mary Gross | ... | Babooshka |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Glenda |
| Film | Pumpkin |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Keaton | 4 | ||||
| The New Joe Jackson Band | 2 | ||||
| Michael Palin | 3 | ||||
| Jackson Beck | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | |||||
| Mary Gross | 4 | ||||
| Brad Hall | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 3 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 2 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 4 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 3 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Kurtzman | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Clint Smith | 1 | ||||
| 36 | 5 | 1 | 3 |