| Sketch | Craig Sundberg, Idiot Savant |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | immigration officer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Morrison |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Craig Sundberg |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Bochenko |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Señor Garcia |
| Dan Vitale | ... | immigration officer |