| Cold Opening | Firefighters |
| Sketch | Ford & Reagan |
| Musical Performance | "Hollyrock" |
| Show | Those Unlucky Andersons |
| Game Show | Jose Cuervo's Party School Bowl |
| Sketch | The Life of Vlad the Impaler Chapter Three: Doubt And Decision |
| Show | The Blue, The Gray, And The Yellow |
| Musical Performance | "A Love Bizarre" |
| Cold Opening | Firefighters |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | firefighter |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | firefighter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | firefighter |
| Randy Quaid | ... | firefighter |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | firefighter |
| Dan Vitale | ... | firefighter |
| Damon Wayans | ... | firefighter |
| Don Novello | ... | firefighter |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Harriet de Lafayette |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Ford & Reagan |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | aide |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Richard |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Show | Those Unlucky Andersons |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Tracy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Anderson |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Timmy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | town official |
| Dan Vitale | ... | police officer |
| Damon Wayans | ... | police officer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show | Jose Cuervo's Party School Bowl |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Kelly Peterson |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Bruce Nygaard |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Maureen McGrath |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Pat McNulty |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ron Berger |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Mark Burmaster |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | partyer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | partyer |
| Sketch | The Life of Vlad the Impaler Chapter Three: Doubt And Decision |
| Joan Cusack | ... | wife |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Vlad |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | narrator Voice |
| Show | The Blue, The Gray, And The Yellow |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Charlotte |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Josia |
| Nora Dunn | ... | mother |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Luke |
| Randy Quaid | ... | father |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Orchid |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | immigration officer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Morrison |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Craig Sundberg |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Bochenko |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Señor Garcia |
| Dan Vitale | ... | immigration officer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Ford & Reagan |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford#16 |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan#2 |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan#2 |
| Cold Opening | Firefighters |
| Chevy Chase | ... | chief Live |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | firefighter |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | firefighter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | firefighter |
| Randy Quaid | ... | firefighter |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | firefighter |
| Dan Vitale | ... | firefighter |
| Damon Wayans | ... | firefighter |
| Don Novello | ... | firefighter |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens#1 |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Harriet de Lafayette |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Sketch | Ford & Reagan |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford#16 |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | aide |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Richard |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan#2 |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan#2 |
| Show | Those Unlucky Andersons |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Mr. Anderson |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Tracy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Anderson |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Timmy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | town official |
| Dan Vitale | ... | police officer |
| Damon Wayans | ... | police officer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show | Jose Cuervo's Party School Bowl |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Bob Earl |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Kelly Peterson |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Bruce Nygaard |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Maureen McGrath |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Pat McNulty |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ron Berger |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Mark Burmaster |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | partyer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | partyer |
| Sketch | The Life of Vlad the Impaler Chapter Three: Doubt And Decision |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Prince Stefan |
| Joan Cusack | ... | wife |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Vlad |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | narrator Voice |
| Show | The Blue, The Gray, And The Yellow |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Charlotte |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Josia |
| Nora Dunn | ... | mother |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Luke |
| Randy Quaid | ... | father |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Orchid |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | immigration officer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Morrison |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Craig Sundberg#1 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Bochenko |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Señor Garcia |
| Dan Vitale | ... | immigration officer |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chevy Chase | 7 | 1 | |||
| Sheila E. | 2 | ||||
| Joan Cusack | 4 | ||||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 5 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 5 | 1 | |||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 6 | 1 | |||
| Terry Sweeney | 4 | 1 | |||
| Danitra Vance | 2 | ||||
| Dan Vitale | 3 | ||||
| Damon Wayans | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | 2 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 3 | 3 | |||
| Don Novello | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| 67 | 3 | 3 | 9 |