| Cold Opening | Firefighters |
| Chevy Chase | ... | chief Live |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | firefighter |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | firefighter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | firefighter |
| Don Novello | ... | firefighter |
| Randy Quaid | ... | firefighter |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | firefighter |
| Dan Vitale | ... | firefighter |
| Damon Wayans | ... | firefighter |