| Cold Opening | Tightrope |
| Sketch | Locker Room |
| Show | Pee-Wee's Thanksgiving Special |
| Sketch | Jail Cell |
| Sketch | Dinosaur Town |
| Musical Performance | "La Louisiane", "Frisco Zydeco" |
| Sketch | Love Letter |
| Miscellaneous | Pregnancy Tips |
| Sketch | Money Magnetism Seminar |
| Cold Opening | Tightrope |
| Show | Pee-Wee's Thanksgiving Special |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Brooke Shields |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | John Oates |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Daryl Hall |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Diana Ross |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Cicely Tyson |
| Lanier Laney | ... | pilgrim |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken | ... | translator Voice |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | Idaho man Still |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on starting the People's Catholic Church |
| Sketch | Dinosaur Town |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Tammy Sturdevant |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | caveman |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Nolan |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | friend |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Glen Sturdevant |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Coca-Cola representative |
| Dan Vitale | ... | Sam |
| Damon Wayans | ... | friend |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on starting the People's Catholic Church |
| Show | Pee-Wee's Thanksgiving Special |
| Cold Opening | Tightrope |
| Commercial |
| Bruce McCulloch | ... | teenager |
| Trey Wilson | ... | recruiter |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | teenager |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | teenager |
| Show | Pee-Wee's Thanksgiving Special |
| Pee-Wee Herman | ||
| Joan Cusack | ... | Brooke Shields |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | John Oates |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Daryl Hall |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Diana Ross |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Cicely Tyson |
| Lanier Laney | ... | pilgrim |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken | ... | translator Voice |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | Idaho man Still |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on starting the People's Catholic Church |
| Sketch | Dinosaur Town |
| Pee-Wee Herman | ||
| Joan Cusack | ... | Tammy Sturdevant |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | caveman |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Nolan |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | friend |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Glen Sturdevant |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Coca-Cola representative |
| Dan Vitale | ... | Sam |
| Damon Wayans | ... | friend |
| Sketch | Love Letter |
| Pee-Wee Herman | ||
| Joan Cusack | ... | Ms. Patterson |
| Robert Smigel | ... | student |
| Evie Murray | ... | student |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pee-Wee Herman | 8 | ||||
| Queen Ida | 1 | ||||
| Jill Talley | 1 | ||||
| Bruce McCulloch | 1 | ||||
| Trey Wilson | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joan Cusack | 4 | 1 | |||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 5 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Randy Quaid | 4 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| Terry Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Danitra Vance | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dan Vitale | 2 | ||||
| Damon Wayans | 1 | ||||
| Lanier Laney | 1 | ||||
| Evie Murray | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Swartzwelder | 1 | 1 | |||
| 52 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 1 |