| Sketch | Krypton Survives |
| Sam Kinison | ... | Jorel |
| Dana Carvey | ... | parent |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Laura |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Superman |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | parent |
| Dennis Miller | ... | citizen |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | criminal |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
⁕The phone rings after Sam Kinison answers it, prompting him to ad-lib "I answered the phone, will you stop ringing it?"