| Sketch | Hamlet |
| Robin Williams | ... | Sir Robin of Wilshire |
| Paul Simon | ... | writer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | actor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | director |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | William Shakespeare |
| Dennis Miller | ... | actor |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | actor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | actor |
| Earl Gardner | ... | bugle player |
| Steve Turre | ... | bugle player |