| Cold Opening | Earpiece |
| Sketch | Ticket Line |
| Sketch | Hamlet |
| Musical Performance | "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" |
| Sketch | Baycrest Jewish Retirement Home |
| Sketch | And So Adieu |
| Musical Performance | "The Boy in the Bubble" |
| Musical Performance | "The Late Great Johnny Ace" |
| Cold Opening | Earpiece |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Milt |
| Phil Hartman | ... | technician |
| Jan Hooks | ... | reporter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Trudy |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | technician |
| Sketch | Ticket Line |
| Nora Dunn | ... | fan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Jan Hooks | ... | friend |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Carol Gretsky |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bill Seiberg |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Lenny Barnes |
| Sketch | Hamlet |
| Dana Carvey | ... | actor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | director |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | William Shakespeare |
| Dennis Miller | ... | actor |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | actor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | actor |
| Earl Gardner | ... | bugle player |
| Steve Turre | ... | bugle player |
| Sketch | Baycrest Jewish Retirement Home |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Saul |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Sketch | And So Adieu |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tommy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Godfrey |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Master Thespian |
| Dennis Miller | ... | marker |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | boom mic operator |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | cameraman |
| Cold Opening | Earpiece |
| Robin Williams | ... | Ronald Reagan Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Milt |
| Phil Hartman | ... | technician |
| Jan Hooks | ... | reporter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Trudy |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | technician |
| Sketch | Ticket Line |
| Paul Simon | ||
| Art Garfunkel | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | fan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Jan Hooks | ... | friend |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Carol Gretsky |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bill Seiberg |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Lenny Barnes |
| Joe Forristal | ... | moviegoer |
| Sketch | Hamlet |
| Robin Williams | ... | Sir Robin of Wilshire |
| Paul Simon | ... | writer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | actor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | director |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | William Shakespeare |
| Dennis Miller | ... | actor |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | actor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | actor |
| Earl Gardner | ... | bugle player |
| Steve Turre | ... | bugle player |
| Musical Performance | "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| A. Whitney Brown |
Commentary on SNL sponsors and censors |
♬"Ben Casey" Theme
| Sketch | Baycrest Jewish Retirement Home |
| Robin Williams | ... | resident |
| Paul Simon | ... | Morty |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Saul |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Sketch | And So Adieu |
| Robin Williams | ... | director |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tommy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Godfrey |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Master Thespian |
| Dennis Miller | ... | marker |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | boom mic operator |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | cameraman |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robin Williams | 6 | 1 | |||
| Ladysmith Black Mambazo | 1 | ||||
| Paul Simon | 6 | ||||
| Art Garfunkel | 1 | ||||
| Whoopi Goldberg | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 2 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| Joe Forristal | 1 | ||||
| 54 | 3 | 2 | 2 |