| Cold Opening | Stumblebums Anonymous |
| Sketch | Couch Cushions |
| Sketch | The Devil & Ed Grimley |
| Miscellaneous | A Holiday Wish |
| Musical Performance | "Longest Night" |
| Sketch | Mastermind |
| Sketch | The Eggshell Family The Phone Call |
| Sketch | Church Potluck Luncheon |
| Musical Performance | "Roll With The Punches" |
| Sketch | Halsey & Roarke, British Customs |
| Sketch | Couch Cushions |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Reynolds |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Mimi |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Paul Williams |
| Musical Performance | "Longest Night" |
| Sketch | Mastermind |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart |
| Nora Dunn | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | secretary Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Caspar Weinberger |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Karan Hasaf Husad /caller Voice |
| Dennis Miller | ... | aide |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | aide |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | aide |
| Sketch | The Eggshell Family The Phone Call |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mother |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Scott |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Church Potluck Luncheon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Barb |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jenny Baker |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | Pearl |
| Sketch | Halsey & Roarke, British Customs |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Clive Roarke |
| Nora Dunn | ... | airport announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | traveler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | traveler |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | traveler |
| Sketch | Church Potluck Luncheon |
| Sketch | Mastermind |
| Cold Opening | Stumblebums Anonymous |
| Sketch | Couch Cushions |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Mr. Reynolds |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Reynolds |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Mimi |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Paul Williams |
| Musical Performance | "Longest Night" |
| Sketch | Mastermind |
| Karron Graves | ... | Lisa Meyers |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart |
| Nora Dunn | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | secretary Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Caspar Weinberger |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Karan Hasaf Husad /caller Voice |
| Dennis Miller | ... | aide |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | aide |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | aide |
| Weekend Update |
♬"The Odd Couple" Theme
| Sketch | The Eggshell Family The Phone Call |
| Steve Martin | ... | father |
| Martin Short | ... | Danny |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mother |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Scott |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Corazon Aquino |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Sketch | Church Potluck Luncheon |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Minister Bob |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Barb |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jenny Baker |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | Pearl |
| Sketch | Halsey & Roarke, British Customs |
| Steve Martin | ... | traveler |
| Martin Short | ... | traveler |
| Eric Idle | ... | Terry Halsey |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Clive Roarke |
| Nora Dunn | ... | traveler |
| Nora Dunn | ... | airport announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | traveler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | traveler |
| Joe Forristal | ... | traveler |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chevy Chase | 6 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 6 | ||||
| Martin Short | 6 | 1 | |||
| Randy Newman | 2 | ||||
| Karron Graves | 1 | ||||
| Eric Idle | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Dennis Miller | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Tony Garnier | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parker | 1 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Tony Price | 1 | ||||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| Joe Forristal | 2 | ||||
| 74 | 7 | 5 | 6 |