| Sketch | Mastermind |
| Karron Graves | ... | Lisa Meyers |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | aide |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart |
| Nora Dunn | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | secretary Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Caspar Weinberger |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Karan Hasaf Husad /caller Voice |
| Dennis Miller | ... | aide |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | aide |