| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ellen Kramer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Desiree Fortune |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy Parsons |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Paul Novotny |
| Christine Zander | ... | caller Voice |